I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
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