Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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