just come out here and I will go home with you...
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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