belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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