those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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