i don't like sucking hair
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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