I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I have feelings that need drinking.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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