the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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