You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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