ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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