We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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