plz talk dirty to me
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I need water and some morals
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Randomize