I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
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