Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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