my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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