Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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