dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
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