Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
My vagina is very pro this idea
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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