He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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