If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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