i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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