I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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