we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Randomize
