I must be too annoying 4 u.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
How drunk are you?
Completed.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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