soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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