I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Floor bacon is actually really good
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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