Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Randomize
