I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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