Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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