Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Who did Billy Mays play for?
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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