kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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