Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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