we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
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