But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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