walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
Randomize
