so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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