Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
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