After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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