My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
You smell like stripper and shame
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
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