you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Never joke about your clitoris.
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