a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Randomize
