just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
