DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
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