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say what?
wanna hang out?
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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