Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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