did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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