dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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