Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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