My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Bank of America: Available balance is $546.25 on 03/04/2011 for account 8428. Go online for details. TextSTOPtoStop/TextHELPforHelp
i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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