i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
We are two peas in an std pod
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I am mentally ready for anal.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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