I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Jerry, you need to find god
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Randomize
