Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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