is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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