In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
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