The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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