fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Randomize
